To prevent monkey pox: "Recommendations from health experts include washing your hands frequently and avoiding contact with infected people, among other measures."
Also, not picking up anything from the ground by bending over; the safe recommended technique in this case is bending your knees and lowering yourself while maintaining the upright posture in the upper half of your body. This message is approved by you know WHO.
Very well done!, We all want to be saved, but since we don't believe in religion anymore we need to find another way to be saved. Medicine!! yes we can still feel saved by the priests in the white coats. Its just a little bit inconvenient that we are actually going to die in the end, and that the doctors can't really save us from that, but lets forget about death and just be saved now! St. Fauci is the most popular savior but there will be others.
So funny! That's how we get through this: Humor! Thank you Tessa! Another one hits it out of the park. I wrote this letter to "The mandaters". In WA state all state agency employees will be required to be fully boosted by July 2023... best to start in now b/c I think they are on their 2nd or 3rd so far! In it, I include 5 common reasons, all sensible, for why many refused to take the jab...and why many of these state workers will end up retiring. I can't wait until this is over!! Keep up the spirit! https://turningpointnews.org/corona-virus-reports/a-letter-to-people-who-support-covid-vaccine-mandates-in-wa-state
You, my friend, have outdone yourself! In fact, I'm seriously considering opening The First Church of Pandemia in our community in NY! And I can justify it with Voltaire's quote, "If there were no God it would be necessary to invent (one)." What better one than this? Expect royalties.
I was looking for "useless eater" and was disappointed no such moniker had been invoked. "Useless breather" is good but not an exhaustive disparaging term. Otherwise read with satisfaction. Thank you!
It is very serious. I actually didn't mean it as cute, it is an example of creating an instinctive emotion that would alter one's perception or behavior. I made it outrageous and exaggerated so that it looks ridiculous but this is really just a working example of the disgusting methodology.
Make it look even more ridiculous by creating a meme which will show in two seconds what you have written. I would, but I don't know how.
No, wait! Ridicule is the greatest form of sacrilege and MUST be prohibited. Damn misinformation anyway. Those who preach such blasphemous ideas will be labeled heretical sinners and cast out of the One and Only Truly Holy Communion.
Oh, well. As Billy Joel said, "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints. The sinners are much more fun." And more free, I might add.
Thank you for the inspiration, Tessa. You got me wound up.
To prevent monkey pox: "Recommendations from health experts include washing your hands frequently and avoiding contact with infected people, among other measures."
Also, not picking up anything from the ground by bending over; the safe recommended technique in this case is bending your knees and lowering yourself while maintaining the upright posture in the upper half of your body. This message is approved by you know WHO.
Avoiding sex with monkeys also helps.
Very well done!, We all want to be saved, but since we don't believe in religion anymore we need to find another way to be saved. Medicine!! yes we can still feel saved by the priests in the white coats. Its just a little bit inconvenient that we are actually going to die in the end, and that the doctors can't really save us from that, but lets forget about death and just be saved now! St. Fauci is the most popular savior but there will be others.
Holy Booster Hymn
One shot, Two shots
Three shots
Four
Soon your body will be out the door
Four shots, Five shots
Six shots, Seven
Now you've gone to Covid Heaven
floating through the Pearly (Bill) Gates
where eternal damnation awaits
'cause you fell for their propaganda and lies
Please don't give me alibis!
you fell for their propaganda and lies.
Don't be surprised if your vaxxed child dies
from myocarditis or gets paralyzed.
Saint Tedros, Saint Anthony, Saint William Gates---
these are the scumbags every sane person hates.
O Holy Jab the MSM hallows!
Hang the bastards from the gallows.
Bathe in the mRNA ablution.
People, it's time for a revolution!
So funny! That's how we get through this: Humor! Thank you Tessa! Another one hits it out of the park. I wrote this letter to "The mandaters". In WA state all state agency employees will be required to be fully boosted by July 2023... best to start in now b/c I think they are on their 2nd or 3rd so far! In it, I include 5 common reasons, all sensible, for why many refused to take the jab...and why many of these state workers will end up retiring. I can't wait until this is over!! Keep up the spirit! https://turningpointnews.org/corona-virus-reports/a-letter-to-people-who-support-covid-vaccine-mandates-in-wa-state
Haha, I stopped in 2003, and again in 2009. But there will NOT be a third time!
Our Tedros,
Which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy game,
Thy Reset come,
Thy will be done,
On earth,
As it is in heaven,
Give us this day our daily booster,
Forgive us our tweets,
As we forgive those who tweet against us,
And lead us not into discussion,
But deliver us from healthy debate,
For thine is the serfdom,
The plates of insects and the gory,
For ever and ever,
Amen.
That's a very telling prayer!!! :)
Pandemic Poets Unite!
Brilliant...Aiyaayah!
You, my friend, have outdone yourself! In fact, I'm seriously considering opening The First Church of Pandemia in our community in NY! And I can justify it with Voltaire's quote, "If there were no God it would be necessary to invent (one)." What better one than this? Expect royalties.
I was looking for "useless eater" and was disappointed no such moniker had been invoked. "Useless breather" is good but not an exhaustive disparaging term. Otherwise read with satisfaction. Thank you!
Ha, thank you. "Useless eater" was implied, with a focus on carbon imprint. :)
Cute if it wasn't so darn serious.
It is very serious. I actually didn't mean it as cute, it is an example of creating an instinctive emotion that would alter one's perception or behavior. I made it outrageous and exaggerated so that it looks ridiculous but this is really just a working example of the disgusting methodology.
Make it look even more ridiculous by creating a meme which will show in two seconds what you have written. I would, but I don't know how.
No, wait! Ridicule is the greatest form of sacrilege and MUST be prohibited. Damn misinformation anyway. Those who preach such blasphemous ideas will be labeled heretical sinners and cast out of the One and Only Truly Holy Communion.
Oh, well. As Billy Joel said, "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints. The sinners are much more fun." And more free, I might add.
Thank you for the inspiration, Tessa. You got me wound up.
Another great one Tessa! 💜
Thank you Becka!! xo
You're welcome 🙂
I needed a good chuckle - thank you!! Let’s include zee bugz and cannibalism in part 2!! :D
I think they plan to introduce zee bugs in the next season, although they are setting the scene for it already!
Hobbits as miserable slaves would please him far more than Hobbits happy and free.
What a gift this young lady has. Bravo!
Gold! Absolute gold!
Great read, true, ironic. Just last week I also wrote something about having an imaginary conversation with a Woke cultist, lol.
https://bherr.substack.com/p/what-is-woke-utopia
Great minds, Tessa!
Also, loved the term "Pandeminions". That's really good. 😆
I will never succumb to this or any other religion!
Thank you Tessa for a great belly laugh this morning!
Here is my effort in the fight against mockery:
https://francesleader.substack.com/p/there-is-no-virus
We need to call the moneypox what it is, and stop using the WEF's preferred euphemism, blaming it on monkeys. Unless the WEFers are all monkeys?