According to The Science, Humans May Be Fueling Global Warming by Breathing
All eyes on the emissions-breathing little guy!
Look, before any COVID, I developed a theory that the new commercial frontier was air. I just had a feeling that clean breathable air was on its way of becoming new bottled water. Why did I have that feeling? Mostly, it was just my nose (or gut, whatever you call it). But also, based on logic, if the people upstairs think that everything is theirs—which they do—it sure is an incredible waste of potential profits to allow the peasants to breathe for free!
By the way, I still believe that the strangely aggressive push for masks had a lot to do with “facey training,” i.e. conditioning people to wear odd stuff on their faces at all times—first, cloth masks, but I think that cloth masks are destined to transform into smartmasks that include a very convenient personal air filter and a supercool interface to read the brain.
After all, the aspiring masters are currently in the data collection phase to build their perfect AI, they want to collect as much biologic…
