Don't know how long it took you to compose your satiric paraphrase of the Serious Establishment's Serious Document...but damn, Tessa, you surely did it Swiftly. Rather than suggest that *you* follow up with a fictional account of the Milford Patients & Visitors Dining Department's confidential Modest Proposal for Preventing the Protein &…
Don't know how long it took you to compose your satiric paraphrase of the Serious Establishment's Serious Document...but damn, Tessa, you surely did it Swiftly. Rather than suggest that *you* follow up with a fictional account of the Milford Patients & Visitors Dining Department's confidential Modest Proposal for Preventing the Protein & Vitamin B-12 Deficiencies in the Contemporary Vegan Diet, I will dream about their implementation of Beyond Veal and Premie-yum Soylent Green, soon to be deployed as delectable entrees in the Rahm Emanuel Memorial Cafeteria, where no crisis goes to waste and culinary miracles, reborn from the ashen Phoenixes of youthful tragedy, are on hand to satisfy the gastronomical goals of polite, well-behaved patients and visitors in a delicious and sustainable way. If only alcohol were not so taboo these days...I'm sure they would offer a selection of fine Chiantis to go with the foie organique, which I hear is simply to die for. Just water for me, though.
Don't know how long it took you to compose your satiric paraphrase of the Serious Establishment's Serious Document...but damn, Tessa, you surely did it Swiftly. Rather than suggest that *you* follow up with a fictional account of the Milford Patients & Visitors Dining Department's confidential Modest Proposal for Preventing the Protein & Vitamin B-12 Deficiencies in the Contemporary Vegan Diet, I will dream about their implementation of Beyond Veal and Premie-yum Soylent Green, soon to be deployed as delectable entrees in the Rahm Emanuel Memorial Cafeteria, where no crisis goes to waste and culinary miracles, reborn from the ashen Phoenixes of youthful tragedy, are on hand to satisfy the gastronomical goals of polite, well-behaved patients and visitors in a delicious and sustainable way. If only alcohol were not so taboo these days...I'm sure they would offer a selection of fine Chiantis to go with the foie organique, which I hear is simply to die for. Just water for me, though.
Wow, I am utterly impressed! You created a literary masterpiece!!
Please let me know if the deleted version got through. :-)
Yes!! :) You are wonderful
To steal and adapt from one of the best...I might not be advisable for children's parties... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLeQ7oxUAKc