Santa Gets Arrested, Healthy People Get Force-Quarantined... Dr. Francis Collins Sings

Curioser and curioser.

This story is a short collection of mostly grotesque, fantastical news.

As a kid, I spent a lot of time thinking about what I would do if the Nazis showed up and started demanding things. I guess that makes for a philosophically productive childhood but it’s true, I actually spent a lot of time thinking about the Nazis at a very tender age, thanks to be…