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Santa Gets Arrested, Healthy People Get Force-Quarantined... Dr. Francis Collins Sings
Curioser and curioser.
This story is a short collection of mostly grotesque, fantastical news.
As a kid, I spent a lot of time thinking about what I would do if the Nazis showed up and started demanding things. I guess that makes for a philosophically productive childhood but it’s true, I actually spent a lot of time thinking about the Nazis at a very tender age, thanks to being brought up on stories about heroic Soviet kids who didn’t betray their friends while tortured by the Nazis. So I take both history and the present seriously. And speaking of Nazis…
#1. Who stole Christmas?
#2. Not effective against imprisonment, either.
A story of a compliant, healthy person in Australia who was none the less “asked” to quarantine for two weeks in a room with windows that didn’t open, etc. etc. Good times. And yeah he has a business that he couldn’t run while in pri.. I mean in quarantine. But who cares about such unimportant things when the health of a nation is at stake … for some reason ... again … but don’t let your sense of logic ruin the ride or you. It’s all about a collective feeling of dancing to the crazy drum!
#3 Trigger warning on aesthetic grounds. Also a regular warning: you can’t unsee this.
#4 A poignant message to parents from Robert Malone, who is credited with the invention of mRNA vaccine technology.
#5. This one is actually funny. I watched it three times. No, five.
Logic feels good.