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a week from now the headline will be COLD SHOWERS CAUSE HEART ATTACKS

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I wouldn't be very surprised!

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And sold as "you must sacrifice your heating in order to fight the evil Putin"

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That airport clip was hysterical! I (used to) love the onion ... Also in ironies of hypocrisy, guess what's a horse medicine? "Molnupiravir began as a possible therapy for Venezuelan equine encephalitis virus at Emory University’s non-profit company DRIVE (Drug Innovation Ventures at Emory) in Atlanta. But in 2015, DRIVE’s chief executive George Painter offered it to a collaborator, virologist Mark Denison at Vanderbilt University in Nashville, Tennessee, to test against coronaviruses...." https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-02783-1

Que narrative pivot to "just because it was originally developed for horses doesn't mean it's horse medicine", from the same gaslighters who brought us "you're not a horse, you're not a cow, seriously y'all, stop it". (Or they hope no one notices the horse part .. or the mutagenic part ... )

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You are read by "our" people:

https://twitter.com/TessaMakesLove/status/1503167189322551297

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Great job as always!!!!!

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Thank you!!! xo

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To be fair have you seen the energy price rises! If I didn't have heart problems before I looked at the letter, I certainly did after!

https://nakedemperor.substack.com/p/the-looming-financial-crisis/comments?s=w

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"If so, you lose 25 social credit points for reading this newsletter." LOL

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Great collection. Thank you. The Kafka airport was awesome! We can all use the laughs.

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The Kafka airport is a scream!!!! Love it! TY haven't laughed all day so thanks

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I know!!!! And to think that in the modern world, people in Australia and NZ (from what I hear) have to wait indefinitely to get back into the country, due to quarantine requirements... we've come a long way since the time it was purely a satire!

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Nice collection!

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Thank you!!

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I'm working on my book "A History of the World in Verse". I think it might take a while. As in "Release of Data from a Fraudulent Phase 3 Clinical Trial" while. But I do have the 2021 entry:

Grouchy Fauci made an ouchi

That everyone had to Take

Patients died but Pfizer cried

That VAERS reports are fake

And this may be included in the endnotes:

There once was a doctor named Tony

Who only prescribed macaroni

When patients asked why

Is there more he could try?

He said all I have is baloney

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It’s like the evil that has been bubbling under surface is vomiting itself all over the globe since March 2020 and we can’t stuff it back in.

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Cold showers deflate libidos!

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But they help us fight the tyrants!! :)

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Not if the studs cannot shoot straight....

Putin has swum in ice water; but not Brandon. See?

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Thank you! 👍🏽😊

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Love the Onion News clips! They ARE still perfect for now! And as for mRNA, Facebook's other owner, Dustin Moskowitz (also WEF and financed Event 201) has invested in a gene editing firm (Sequoia? Don't remember name) for all the oopsies that The Sociopaths at The Top cause with their gain-of-function research stunts, probably at the 360? biological "research" labs around the world. Personally, I like knowing the Western world has jumped on Ihor Kolomoysky's bandwagon and totally decided to fulfill his wishes! (sarcasm)

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at the airport with son of an oz wizard

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https://www.dictionary.com/browse/hegelian-dialectic

This is exactly what is happening to us right now. You could also refer to it as Gaslighting.

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