U.S. set to extend COVID "health emergency"

Suddenly and unexpectedly.

Alternative headline: “Let’s pandemic harder”

#1.

No one thought this would happen, absolutely no one could predict this—but out of nowhere, like thunder out of completely blue sky, came the news that we are still in the middle of a dangerous pandemic. Pandemic! Pandemic! We are still in the middle of a dangerous pandemic.

And to cope, we have an obligation to continue impairing our immune systems harder—so that we get sicker, and our masters then can prolong the emergency even longer (not that they need any rational reason to do that).

And since we don’t want to endanger our democratic values, as good citizens of a free country, we are absolutely free to double down on impairing our immune systems—which we can accomplish by masking, worrying ourselves senseless, obsessing with all pathogens that we have no control over, staying away from the outdoors and healthy people—and of course by taking more doses of the safe and effective injection, despite the fact that overtime, and also imme…