A Pfizer Dream
Stuck in a Pfizer commercial? Spit out the sedatives they gave you and scream.
I had a dream that I woke up in a Pfizer commercial--and everything around me was about promoting Pfizer products.
The academics, wearing clown costumes, were praising Pfizer.
And so were the doctors.
The journalists, like children, were gleefully competing with each other in Pfizer sweepstakes—and when they won prizes for the most progressive number of kisses applied to the smelly Pfizer buttocks, they ran to take selfies with their little trophy syringes. And they laughed like drugged babies.
The patients who tried to object to taking Pfizer products were taken aside, swiftly sedated—and injected.
And the party continued.
Because the set of the Pfizer commercial was a little stinky due to the presence of the giant Pfizer buttocks, designated crew members without faces, dressed as hangmen, were buzzing around with bottles of antidepressant-lace…
