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Tessa Fights Robots

Strict Masters at Milford Regional Adopt Patient and Visitor Code of Conduct

How they tame 'em patients at a regional teaching hospital in MA

Tessa Lena
Jan 23, 2024
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You, patient. Yes, you. Don’t make us repeat twice. We have a Code of Conduct for you that you need to abide by. What are you mumbling there from behind your mask? We can’t hear you. We don’t have to hear you though, so it’s fine. We are the Master, we are the Machine. Our role is to write the rules—your rules—and yo…

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