Long-Distance Kissing Machine

Thank goodness they have thought of it, what took them so long.

For the record, I said some time ago that this would happen. And it’s not like I was being particularly prophetic, it’s just that the war on touch has been in the air for years. And before that, sorry to say, for centuries. And this whole thing with social distancing and scaring the crap out of people so that they would be too terrified to touch others …